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Local Police Practice Minority Rights Response Tactics in Preparation for Constitution Week 2014
The Colossus of Ransdell, astride the Planetarium. Bow before him, all ye who gaze upon his encrotched brilliance!


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Breaking News: Strategic Plan Update Released: Construction of Giant Tower to the Heavens Progressing as Expected.


The Western(tm): Achieving New Heights of Laughing Stockdom in 2017!
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